Sunday, June 03, 2007

The Donkey That Didn't Get A Callback For Shrek

Ever had one of these days? You know, like a bad dream? Apparently, the man just wanted to use the field for nature's call. And, boy howdy, did nature ever answer.

Guess we'll never know how it turns out for the man. But I'm thinkin' it can't be good.

I hope this helps put things in perspective for you if you are having a hard day. Did I just say that? Okay, I mean a difficult day. That's better. But in any event, I do hope this brings a smile.

Yes, you do have permission to cringe.


23 Comments:

At Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 11:37:00 AM PDT , Blogger Paul said...

I'm not sure what was up with that.

I've seen dogs that want to hump your leg (Can you say, "confused?'). But, a donkey? I just don't get it.

I guess we just need to accept diversity.

 
At Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 11:37:00 AM PDT , Blogger mindy said...

that man is such a tease. :)

 
At Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 11:40:00 AM PDT , Blogger Jacob said...

PAUL: Yes. And accept it we shall. Confused comes to mind as well. The poor guy.

MINDANCE: Yeah, Mindy. You could tell he wanted it by the way he wore his pants.

 
At Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 12:35:00 PM PDT , Blogger Sheila said...

Some animal lovers take it too far..!
That's what happens when you make an ass of yourself..

okay I'll go now..

 
At Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 1:01:00 PM PDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

That fella had better be changing his cologne.

 
At Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 1:04:00 PM PDT , Blogger Joe Masse said...

He should go on a diet

 
At Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 1:31:00 PM PDT , Blogger Nessa said...

After bursting out load with guffaws, taking a breath and calming down, I had to wonder at what a good friend he had there to take video and not save him.

 
At Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 1:31:00 PM PDT , Blogger Jacob said...

HA!!! All of you are killing me. I needed that today. Thank you.

SHEILA: Great puns. And you "point out" the obvious (that some people take it too far with animals). Very funny.

QUILLY: That would be a good start, yes.

JOE: You do mean the donkey, right?

 
At Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 1:40:00 PM PDT , Blogger Jacob said...

NIBBY: That is so funny! I never even thought of that. There is another guy over by the car. He sure isn't doing anything for the poor fellow. Can you imagine going back to work and having that circulating around the office?

I promise I will post a new one soon to "clean the place up."

I sort of apologize to everyone. Sort of...

 
At Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 2:25:00 PM PDT , Blogger Gill said...

Phrasing one rarely hears...

"What a well hung ass."

 
At Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 2:52:00 PM PDT , Blogger Jacob said...

BLUE TSG: Ha!!!

I love the new profile pic!!!!!

xo,

G

 
At Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 7:26:00 PM PDT , Blogger Katie McKenna said...

What an ass! I wonder what he was really doing to that poor donkey?!!!

yo pienso este es vergonzoso!

Gawpo, hola Senor! Lo siento yo no tengo mucho tiempo este dias... pero, yo pienso de tu mas o menos - con un el goce sin comparar ;)

 
At Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 7:38:00 PM PDT , Blogger lime said...

oh my stars! i am just speechless!

 
At Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 8:26:00 PM PDT , Blogger Logophile said...

This is not going to end well, for anyone,
oh dear.

 
At Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 8:37:00 PM PDT , Blogger armalicious said...

I don't get why his pants were down in the first place...kinda deserved it if you ask me. I mean...you just don't go flaunting bare ass in front of an ass! Just saying...

Too funny, Gawpo my man.

 
At Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 9:16:00 PM PDT , Blogger Jacob said...

KATIE: Hola, amiga mio. Y yo siento tambien como tu---exactamente. No me voy a tu blog mucho en los dias pasados. Pero tenemos tan mucho que hacer en las vidas nuestras, deveras? Todo esta bien. Yo entendio completamente.

Que chistoso esta video, si?

LIMERS: Say no more!

LOGO: I don't know which is funnier---the video itself, or the listening to you watch it over the phone. Your initial chuckles crescendoed unto hysterics. I was dying. I could tell when you got to the very...uh....."end."

ARM: He went out there, ostensibly, to poop. The donkey saw an opportunity and, as the great and late Lenny Bruce said of all males, "We'll schtup anything. We'll schtup mud if we have to." Moral of the story: Takes one to schtup one.

Glad you enjoyed it, Arm.

 
At Monday, June 4, 2007 at 2:49:00 AM PDT , Blogger Bazza said...

I've just come via Cindra's blue moon, a bit similiar to this fella. Shouldn't the donkey be in a circus, what with having 5 legs and all that?

 
At Monday, June 4, 2007 at 9:45:00 AM PDT , Blogger Jacob said...

BAZZA: HA!!!!

 
At Monday, June 4, 2007 at 11:04:00 AM PDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

With friends like this guy had filming the whole torrid affair, who needs enemies? How in the world do you find this stuff Gawpo?

 
At Monday, June 4, 2007 at 11:23:00 AM PDT , Blogger Jacob said...

KAT: Soooo true. I think I got to the video through something Sean had posted. Can't remember now, but this video circulated around work about two years ago and I had forgotten about it. As soon as I saw the still frame, I knew what it was and though...hmmmmmmmm. The rest is history. And I'd better post something soon to put it back there where it belongs, huh?

 
At Monday, June 4, 2007 at 12:37:00 PM PDT , Blogger vicci said...

Oh my!!!! I promise to NEVER complain about having a "BAD day" again....I and if I do...please kick me right in the you know where!!!!

 
At Monday, June 4, 2007 at 12:54:00 PM PDT , Blogger Jacob said...

VICCI: Tell me about it. Poor fellow. Wasn't what Bazza said just too funny!

 
At Tuesday, June 5, 2007 at 5:42:00 PM PDT , Blogger Mayden' s Voyage said...

why did he have his pants down to start with?
Just curious...as well as horrified...and laughing. This is a strange combo for me!

 

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