Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

When my two sisters and I were kids, our father decided to quit pharmacy and go back to school. Law school. So we packed up our bags and moved to Beverly. Only Beverly was Salt Lake City. But it did have hills. They were called the Wasatch. One day my father came home from school with a sheet of paper with the below text typewritten on it. He had gotten distracted in the library. Ever do that? Uh-huh. I remember reading through the text, altogether as a family, sans our mother of course. Dry sense of humor. Four of us were knee-slapping, rolling on the floor kinds of laughers. Not our Jewish mother. The Sicilian parts were what put the zaney in our clan. Poor mom. Dad also brought home another one entitled: Golilogghese Enna Tre Berrese, but I can't find it anywhere when Googleing it. It's purpose was to use an Italian accent to tell the story. (Logophile could figure it out, no doubt.) Good luck with Ladle Rat Rotten Hut. Read it out loud. Some folks just can't get it. Not to worry. You have to recall the real text and hold it up against that in your head. It will come to you. Cindra's Word Game, eat your heart out!

Great animation..............

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage, honor itch offer lodge dock florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, an fur disk raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.

Wan moaning, Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset, "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter an shirker cockles. Tick disk ladle basking tutor cordage offer groin-murder hoe lifts honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper laundry wrote! An yonder nor sorghum-stenches, dun stopper torque wet strainers!"

"Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle ladle basking an stuttered oft. Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof. "Wail, wail, wail!" set disk wicket woof, "Evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut! Wares are putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"

"Armor goring tumor groin-murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles."

"O hoe! Heifer blessing woke," setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb shelf, "Oil tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer groin-murder. Oil ketchup wetter letter, an den - O bore!"

Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, an whinney retched a cordage offer groin-murder, picked inner widow, an sore debtor pore oil worming worse lion inner bet. Inner flesh, disk abdominal woof lipped honor bet an at a rope. Den knee poled honor groin-murder's nut cup an gnat-gun, any curdled dope inner bet.

Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage, an ranker dough belle. "Comb ink, sweat hard," setter wicket woof, disgracing is verse. Ladle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet rum an stud buyer groin-murder's bet.

"O Grammar!" crater ladle gull, "Wood bag icer gut! A nervous sausage bag ice!"

"Battered lucky chew whiff, doling," whiskered disk ratchet woof, wetter wicket small.

"O Grammar, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture anomolous prognosis!"

"Battered small your whiff," insert a woof, ants mouse worse waddling.

"O Grammar, water bag mousy gut! A nervous sore suture bag mouse!"

Daze worry on-forger-nut gulls lest warts. Oil offer sodden, thoroughing offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disk curl and bloat-thursday woof ceased pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt.

Mural: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet strainers.

What's Going On?

This story, believe it or not, is the very familiar fable of Little Red Riding Hood. This curious version was written in 1940 by a professor of French named H. L. Chace, who wanted to show his students that intonation - that is, the melody of a language - is an integral part of its meaning. The words here are all common English words, but not the ones you'd expect to tell the story of Little Red Riding Hood.


At Wednesday, December 27, 2006 at 2:42:00 PM PST , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am forced to conclude that I am suffering an acid flashback from the 70's...


At Wednesday, December 27, 2006 at 3:13:00 PM PST , Blogger Cindra said...

Dude-me too. Musta been from the same tab. Yowsa! Leetle Ret Rydeeeeeen Hoot.

At Wednesday, December 27, 2006 at 3:17:00 PM PST , Blogger Gawpo said...

Senor Fabuloso: Naw. You're thinking of Firesign Theater.

Cheen-Druh: You drank Tab in the 70s? Wow. I didn't know that about you.

At Wednesday, December 27, 2006 at 8:05:00 PM PST , Blogger Logophile said...

Oh yes! Fun Italian version Goldilocks and the three bears. I like it. When I was a kid we had a friend who did a thing with old stories too. She told us the story of a gritty pearl named rindercella who met a prancesome hince. Hours of entertainment.

At Thursday, December 28, 2006 at 8:07:00 AM PST , Blogger Gawpo said...

Logo: Wow. I talk like that all the time. I have several people at work doing it. One of my most proud accomplishments is: Sockcucking futhermucking bonofasitch.

At Thursday, December 28, 2006 at 12:27:00 PM PST , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm embarrassed to admit that I would have been standing with your mother looking with bewilderment at my funny talking clan. I do have a sense of humour, really I DO!

At Thursday, December 28, 2006 at 1:09:00 PM PST , Blogger Gawpo said...

Kat: Moms usually have to be "the hard guy," the anchorage. We would always try to crack out mom up. What my father refers to----to this day----is "the smirk." We knew have her----even to this day----when we get the smirk. Laugh on, sister.

At Thursday, December 28, 2006 at 1:10:00 PM PST , Blogger Gawpo said...

...i meant crack "our" mom up. but that sort of does mean to crack her out, now doesn't it?

At Thursday, December 28, 2006 at 1:44:00 PM PST , Blogger Candace said...

Muahahaha!! Water grate stirry! I hoe puke an fine thumb bare won!

At Monday, January 1, 2007 at 4:23:00 PM PST , Blogger Gawpo said...

Candace: You could have written the stirry!

At Thursday, January 4, 2007 at 4:01:00 PM PST , Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was pretty neat. Once I got intot he swing of the words, it made sense.

Happy New Year.

At Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 10:37:00 AM PST , Blogger Cindra said...

Okay, what? No internet in California? Show us all them nuts you been talking about...

At Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 4:39:00 PM PST , Blogger Cindra said...

Dude! new computer and internet and no blog post? You simply suck.

At Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 1:44:00 PM PST , Blogger Gawpo said...

Nibby---sorry so late in getting to you here. It's only the 17th, right? I've been home for a week. Glad you got the hang of it. Not all do.

Cindra--Dude. Can you believe my dad still has dial up? Now that simply sucks.

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