Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The Assembly Of God

I have decided to join the Assembly of God church. The only reason I have selected them is because they seem to be the only ones who have the instructions to put Him together. Can't beat that with a stick. Below please find a couple pictures that prove my point. Who's gettin' on this train with me? See you in church.....



19 Comments:

At Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 11:06:00 AM PST , Blogger Cindra said...

Sorry, dude. I'll stay over here in the ditch...not hoppin' on that train!

 
At Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 11:15:00 AM PST , Blogger Gawpo said...

Cindra--We'll miss you on the assembly line.

 
At Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 5:25:00 AM PST , Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I can't. I am notoriously bad at assembling things. I once tried to assemble a Jesus doll and I ended up with the Anti-Christ.

 
At Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 6:07:00 AM PST , Blogger Jackie's Garden said...

I often read your blog, and I have to stop. It makes me worry. About my daughter.

 
At Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 8:34:00 AM PST , Blogger Cindra said...

Let's all pray for my mom.

 
At Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 11:21:00 AM PST , Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was great! Thanks for stopping by!

 
At Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 1:46:00 PM PST , Blogger Gawpo said...

Fab---You didn't have the instructions, now did you? What did you expect? If you had had the manual, you could have been high-fiving Jesus right along with those two girls herein depicted. Oh, and one other thing: Bless you.

Jackie---Your daughter will be just fine (after the chloroform wears off....heh-heh)

Cindra---Once we get God assembled, I am going to be throwing a huge prayer party. Cirque de Jim Jones has promised to perform their heavenly Koolaid Kluster. I hear it's become a cult classic up there. Don't miss this one!

Starrlight---I only stop hetero. Great to see you over here, girl!!! Hope you took my advice.

 
At Friday, January 19, 2007 at 5:54:00 AM PST , Blogger snavy said...

LOL!! Save me a seat!!

 
At Friday, January 19, 2007 at 1:44:00 PM PST , Blogger Gawpo said...

Snavy---I knew you'd be in. In the instructions, there's a way to get the tongue part to tie a huge cherry stem in a knot.

 
At Tuesday, January 23, 2007 at 9:26:00 PM PST , Blogger Candace said...

LMAO! ^_^

Or maybe the S fell off and it's really the Assembly of Gods. Could be a great place to network, you know?

 
At Thursday, February 1, 2007 at 3:29:00 PM PST , Blogger Gawpo said...

Candacia: HA!!!!! I just finally got this. Good one.

 
At Friday, February 2, 2007 at 11:04:00 AM PST , Blogger ARM said...

This is probably the funniest religious post I've ever seen.

 
At Friday, February 2, 2007 at 1:14:00 PM PST , Blogger Gawpo said...

Arm---I aims tuh pleez. Glad you liked it!

 
At Tuesday, February 5, 2008 at 10:05:00 PM PST , Blogger Cheesy said...

heheh reading some back posts and what to I find??

BIG BUTTER JESUS!

 
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