The Assembly Of God
I have decided to join the Assembly of God church. The only reason I have selected them is because they seem to be the only ones who have the instructions to put Him together. Can't beat that with a stick. Below please find a couple pictures that prove my point. Who's gettin' on this train with me? See you in church.....
posted by Jacob @ 9:28 PM
13 Comments
13 Comments:
Cindra--We'll miss you on the assembly line.
I often read your blog, and I have to stop. It makes me worry. About my daughter.
That was great! Thanks for stopping by!
Fab---You didn't have the instructions, now did you? What did you expect? If you had had the manual, you could have been high-fiving Jesus right along with those two girls herein depicted. Oh, and one other thing: Bless you.
Jackie---Your daughter will be just fine (after the chloroform wears off....heh-heh)
Cindra---Once we get God assembled, I am going to be throwing a huge prayer party. Cirque de Jim Jones has promised to perform their heavenly Koolaid Kluster. I hear it's become a cult classic up there. Don't miss this one!
Starrlight---I only stop hetero. Great to see you over here, girl!!! Hope you took my advice.
LOL!! Save me a seat!!
Snavy---I knew you'd be in. In the instructions, there's a way to get the tongue part to tie a huge cherry stem in a knot.
LMAO! ^_^
Or maybe the S fell off and it's really the Assembly of Gods. Could be a great place to network, you know?
Candacia: HA!!!!! I just finally got this. Good one.
This is probably the funniest religious post I've ever seen.
Arm---I aims tuh pleez. Glad you liked it!
heheh reading some back posts and what to I find??
BIG BUTTER JESUS!
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